tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post5175054757768941391..comments2023-10-26T16:09:11.474+01:00Comments on Nigel's Blog...Cancer and all that..!: Counting the days...Nigel Grayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06814159056075588187noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-83943106269335661132007-09-21T15:38:00.000+01:002007-09-21T15:38:00.000+01:00Alistair, whatya talkin aboot Willis? Never call ...Alistair, whatya talkin aboot Willis? Never call me a Toon fan, I am a claret and blue Brummie, as in Villa 2 Chelsea 0. Get with the program guy!Lightbox Educationhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11070201070153848323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-37865436352882216052007-09-21T08:59:00.000+01:002007-09-21T08:59:00.000+01:00...and what indeed is a prostiture..?? Too much vi......and what indeed is a prostiture..?? Too much vino, me thinks, Jerry!<BR/><BR/>..and I can confirm it is official - I have a heart!! Only one though.Nigel Grayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06814159056075588187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-47508757455556237302007-09-19T00:02:00.000+01:002007-09-19T00:02:00.000+01:00Well Nigel I've refrained from participating in yo...Well Nigel I've refrained from participating in your blog but the humour needs a bit of spice - probably to do with your north to south aspirations.........talking of which........ this prostiture was a massive Chelsea fan so much so she had pictures of Frank Lampard and John Terry tattoed on the tops of her thighs......the punter couldn't make them out but spotted Shaun Wright Phillips in the Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-24709852814259390332007-09-18T18:29:00.000+01:002007-09-18T18:29:00.000+01:00Hi PeterCracking result for your boys at Derby las...Hi Peter<BR/><BR/>Cracking result for your boys at Derby last night!<BR/><BR/>Anyways, no probs I guess, 'cause your used to losing on a reguler basis......(Sorry boss, know you support them as well, but just could not resist it!)<BR/><BR/>AlistairAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-22649513345944090762007-09-17T16:09:00.000+01:002007-09-17T16:09:00.000+01:00Blimey Ted! How many years old is that?? That's f...Blimey Ted! How many years old is that?? That's frightening.<BR/><BR/>You still paying for the curry on Friday night? If your knowledge of current prices is anything like your jokes, you're in for a shock. It's over £1 a pint now you know!Lightbox Educationhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11070201070153848323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-21688976617572629432007-09-17T14:44:00.000+01:002007-09-17T14:44:00.000+01:00One for Sads.....A man goes into Heathrow airport ...One for Sads.....<BR/><BR/>A man goes into Heathrow airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge waiting for his flight home to be called. All around him there are overturned tables, upturned chairs, smashed windows, flight monitors broken and crowd control barriers lying on the floor.<BR/>'Christ, what's happened here?' he asks one of the ground crew.<BR/>'Oh yeah', he replies 'Bloody Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-49713302273785818672007-09-17T09:34:00.000+01:002007-09-17T09:34:00.000+01:00When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his m...When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,<BR/>And yet I'm toon apart.<BR/>Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,<BR/>If I only had heart.<BR/>I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental<BR/>Regarding Love and Art.<BR/>I'd be friends with the sparrows ... <BR/>and the boys who shoots the arrows<BR/>If I only had a heart.<BR/>Picture me - a balcony. Above a Lightbox Educationhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11070201070153848323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-73420018519332188082007-09-17T09:07:00.000+01:002007-09-17T09:07:00.000+01:00PS...Reckon you should go for the line down the ne...PS...Reckon you should go for the line down the neck nige, if you walk about down south eveyone will think you're on the phone or listening to your Ipod anyway ?!?!?Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09897764341643698233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-23232068949979607372007-09-17T09:05:00.000+01:002007-09-17T09:05:00.000+01:00The heart lines were just too easy for me to respo...The heart lines were just too easy for me to respond to ?!?!? Even t'owls attack could put that one away (well maybe not !)..<BR/><BR/>Since when was scunthorpe in the North ? I thought it was east anglia ?!?!Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09897764341643698233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-15652225456703836962007-09-14T21:20:00.000+01:002007-09-14T21:20:00.000+01:00I think we covered all the 'does he actually have ...I think we covered all the 'does he actually have a heart' jokes after his psuedo 'heart attack' a couple of years ago! Typical too many kebabs as usual!<BR/><BR/>So Nige, another 10 more 'sleeps' and you'll be able to join the grown-ups!<BR/><BR/>If memory serves, we made a pact 6 years ago to stay at 34 - shame dementia set in and we forgot about it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-38867848134391213592007-09-14T18:00:00.000+01:002007-09-14T18:00:00.000+01:00I set it up and you're not gonna bag it? Typical, ...I set it up and you're not gonna bag it? Typical, you couldn't hit a barn door from two yards.<BR/><BR/>And I was talking about real northerners - not you 'not quite sure', nomansland midlander types!Nigel Grayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06814159056075588187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2366058635431279278.post-86750827470741588102007-09-14T17:36:00.000+01:002007-09-14T17:36:00.000+01:00Anyone else want to go for the "find out if I have...Anyone else want to go for the "find out if I have a heart" line? You have until Sunday evening, then I'm having it.<BR/><BR/>We all know why southerners find us 'funny'. Not enough black pudding, that's why. Which camp (no pun intended) does Bobartley fall into these days? It's a few years since he's woken up to the sound of the Hovis van.Lightbox Educationhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11070201070153848323noreply@blogger.com